iPhone4 sales and complaints soar!
It seems Apple is intent on keeping users from completing phone calls with an iDevice. Not satisfied with the number of complaints stemming from their limited access provider, Apple has decided to wrap the phones antenna right where one would normally hold the phone. This, as everyone who is old enough to remember “rabbit ears” knows, interrupts reception.
Apple commercials tell us that AppleAdicts are not average. They are fun, artsy, and inventive. They easily bypassed this issue with Tongs and Thongs. These remedies are expected to catch on with all phone users and many are predicting the fall of Mobile Windows and Android based phones as a result.
Cell Tongs keep the phone a safe distance from the user and allow the phone to actually remain connected until the call is dropped by the carrier.
Apple users are pleased because those phones with an actual keyboard might be unable to use the device. It seems that that tongs can’t provide enough resistance to allow depression of the keys. This ensures exclusivity for Apple users.
Cell Thongs, already a big hit with the younger crowd, provide just enough protection between the hand and important receptors.
Suppliers have been hit hard since yesterday’s iPhone4 release. Many suppliers are completely out of stock on popular models.
In larger cities, cab drivers are expressing concern that their regular commuters are being driven away by the savage tactics of iPhone users rushing to get thongs and tongs.
Enjoy your Droid, Samsung, or HTC device while you can. iPhone4 threatens them all.
